Top Things You Should Never Say To A DJ

Top Things You Should Never Say To A DJ:

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!

• The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another.

2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!

• BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a dance that doesn't have some sort of BEAT!

3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS....

• PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with intoxicated customers and are very busy all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them your American Idol audition of your favorite song.

4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!

• Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the dance and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.

 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!

• The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory!

6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!

• Why settle for one night? Buy the album and get laid for a whole month!

 7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!

• The ONLY people who can get away with that statement write the DJ's paycheck!

 8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

• It's a lot easier for you to go have another drink and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every record in the booth!

 9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!

• It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway) ! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!

10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!

• If your going to leave after he plays it, why shouldn't he wait till the very last song so you stay all night!

11. IF YOU ASK FOR A SONG AND THE DJ SAYS HE JUST PLAYED IT,

• DON'T SAY "Well I just got here." It makes absolutely NO difference.

12. DON’T SAY "IS THIS THE ONLY MUSIC YOU PLAY?"

• If you go to a Mexican restaurant, you wouldn’t ask for Chinese food.

13. IF YOU ASK FOR A SONG...BE SPECIFIC!

• DON’T SAY "I wanna hear something....anything but this!" Try going to the bar and saying,"I wanna drink something....anything but this..." You can’t complain if you're not SPECIFIC!

14. CAN I PLUG IN MY IPOD SO YOU CAN PLAY MY MUSIC?

• The DJ will definitely not play any songs that he hasn't heard before the dance begins… and definitely will not listen to your mix while trying to entertain the crowd.

15. CAN I USE YOUR LAPTOP TO LOGIN TO MY FACEBOOK?

• Why don't we all take a break while you update your FB status.

Comments

[el dj flores]

funny pero serious do 's n don't when the dj is live fuck yeh